Gori: Cuddly Carnage Studio Is Giving Away A Furry Xbox Series X

Has Deadpool and Wolverine kicked off an arms race for ridiculous console and controller designs? Possibly, judging by this new entry from the developers behind Gori: Cuddly Carnage. Ahead of the game’s release next month, Angry Demon Studios has unveiled a one-of-a-kind Xbox Series X that features a luxurious–and hopefully synthetic–fur wrapping. This will be
Gori: Cuddly Carnage Studio Is Giving Away A Furry Xbox Series X

Has Deadpool and Wolverine kicked off an arms race for ridiculous console and controller designs? Possibly, judging by this new entry from the developers behind Gori: Cuddly Carnage. Ahead of the game’s release next month, Angry Demon Studios has unveiled a one-of-a-kind Xbox Series X that features a luxurious–and hopefully synthetic–fur wrapping. This will be given away to one lucky winner who’ll have a hard time explaining what it is whenever they have company.

While the design probably isn’t great for keeping the Xbox console running at an optimum temperature, it does look like the fur can come off easily. This isn’t the only piece of interesting gear created by the Gori devs, as fans can also check out a unique and furry Xbox controller that has a rectal charging port. We promise that we’re not making this up with our irresponsible Photoshop powers.–though the controller isn’t actually going to be available.

Your game developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Your game developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Gori: Cuddly Carnage will launch for PC, PS5, PS4, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and Switch on August 29, and while it looks like a cuddly early-2000s platformer in the same vein as Blinx, it’s a little bit different from what you’d expect.

As an anthropomorphic version of nature’s greatest smooth-brained killing machine–a ginger household cat–it’s up to you to slay an adorably evil army of unicorns in this hack-and-slash adventure that looks kind of cute and excessively violent.

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